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Allow Me to Convince You

Allow Me to Convince You

A competition between two sisters. Each episode will include: one topic, six cases/arguments/offerings, one debate, one bin and one winner!

Recent Episodes

June 15, 2025

*BONUS* Basic Concepts I Don't Understand

Ever had a concept explained to you a hundred times, yet it still refuses to make sense? That little secret you keep...pretending you get it when, deep down, you absolutely don’t? Well, Beth and Eli have enough of those to fill an entire bonus episode—so here it is! Get ready to laugh (or scream) at them as they unravel, misunderstand, and absolutely butcher basic concepts with their famously flawed logic... Loved this episode? Disagree with the winner? Are you more clueless than they are and yo
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Nov. 4, 2024

Craziest Teacher Confessions ft. Rach

We are so pleased to introduce our hilarious friend and brilliant teacher, Rach, as our special guest judge in this episode! It is a truth universally acknowledged that teachers have the funniest, craziest and most embarrassing work stories of all the professions out there. And if it is not universally acknowledged, it should be, as we all know at least one teacher (if we are not one ourselves) and we have all heard the crazy sh*t they get up to! So in this episode, we have cherry-picked our fa
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Oct. 21, 2024

*Halloween Special* Haunted House Fails

Ever been into a haunted house attraction and the fear has taken over? What did you do?? What are the craziest stories you have heard from haunted house scare actors? Nothing is sacred or safe in this episode as we delve in to some spooky and down-right disgusting Halloween madness, from wardrobe disasters to buildings destroyed. Your stories will pale in comparison! ...or will they?! Send us your Halloween-fails and let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, leave u
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Oct. 7, 2024

Seriously Useless Inventions

How often are inventions totally useless? And what is the difference between a useless invention and one that is unnecessary but GREAT? In this episode, we introduce a string of brilliant to ridiculous creations involving sea monkeys, time pieces, Nicholas Cage's face and more. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Listen along to discover a way you never knew existed... Let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, or leave us a message/voice note on our website.
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Sept. 23, 2024

Hotel Horror Stories

Guess who's back... AMTCY for Season 2! With more laughs, spats and chats than ever before! Our first episode explores the creepy, to the gross, to the downright bizarre. We have gathered our favourite horror stories from hotels, hostels and B&Bs for you to enjoy. Ever felt like someone was watching you sleep? How many porcelain dolls is too many porcelain dolls in your hotel? And does one spider always lead to another? Let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, or l
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Aug. 19, 2024

*BONUS* The Day I Should Have Been Fired ft. Nigel Reed

This bonus episode is all about those career-ending moments in your life, horrific for you... but excellent material for us! We have the greatest honour of introducing our dad, Nigel Reed, to the podcast to be our first official guest and (most importantly) an unbiased third party who will be our judge and jury at ranking stage - finally, a way out of our deadlocks! From losing it live on air to e-mailing the unthinkable to all 2000 of your coworkers, this episode is full of hysterical career-lo