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Nov. 4, 2024

Craziest Teacher Confessions ft. Rach

We are so pleased to introduce our hilarious friend and brilliant teacher, Rach, as our special guest judge in this episode! It is a truth universally acknowledged that teachers have the funniest, craziest and most embarrass...

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Oct. 21, 2024

*Halloween Special* Haunted House Fails

Ever been into a haunted house attraction and the fear has taken over? What did you do?? What are the craziest stories you have heard from haunted house scare actors? Nothing is sacred or safe in this episode as we …

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Oct. 7, 2024

Seriously Useless Inventions

How often are inventions totally useless? And what is the difference between a useless invention and one that is unnecessary but GREAT? In this episode, we introduce a string of brilliant to ridiculous creations involving sea...

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Sept. 23, 2024

Hotel Horror Stories

Guess who's back... AMTCY for Season 2! With more laughs, spats and chats than ever before! Our first episode explores the creepy, to the gross, to the downright bizarre. We have gathered our favourite horror stories from hot...

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Aug. 19, 2024

*BONUS* The Day I Should Have Been Fired ft. Nigel Reed

This bonus episode is all about those career-ending moments in your life, horrific for you... but excellent material for us! We have the greatest honour of introducing our dad, Nigel Reed, to the podcast to be our first offi...

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May 27, 2024

Panic-Inducing Predators

What animal gives you the heebie-jeebies? What predators do you think are the deadliest? In this episode we debate the creepiest of all creatures great and small. Listen along and decide for yourself whether the Lord God shou...

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May 20, 2024

Who are we? #AMTCYPOD

Welcome to Allow Me to Convince You! We are your hosts, the fabulous Reed sisters, and we're so excited to become your new favourite podcast! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

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May 13, 2024

Too British To Function

What makes a Brit 'too British to function'? Is it our intense desire to please / not offend anyone, even if it is a massive inconvenience to ourselves? Is it anything to avoid an awkward interaction? And is it actually …

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April 29, 2024

Worst Birthday Surprises

Ever had a birthday surprise gone wrong? Or just had a bad birthday?? This episode is full of sad, sad situations but ones we hope the authors are (mostly) able to laugh about now! Featuring unlucky pets, full-frontal nudity,...

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April 15, 2024

Worst Travel Stories

What makes a good BAD travel story? Bodily functions gone wrong abroad? Utter humiliation in front of a crowd?? In this episode we explore your travel stories from the pretty rubbish to the truly mortifying, flying the unexpe...

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April 1, 2024

Surprising Turn-Ons

Uniforms? Bond Girls? Men in Regency clothing? What tickles your fancy? Leave your thoughts of wet-shirted Darcys and gyrating Tatums at the door as we explore the weird and wonderful world of surprising turn-ons, from knife-...

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March 18, 2024

Craziest Celebrity Splurges

What has been your craziest impulse buy? Your biggest splurge? What WOULD you buy if you had unlimited wealth? In this episode, we have found some super extra things you can buy if you had that dollar. From crystal bathing …

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March 11, 2024

Shocking Human Body Facts

Two people who have no clinical expertise or background discuss the human body as if they have PhDs... In this episode we are spouting off old myths as facts and showing off how little we do actually know about the …

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March 4, 2024

Funniest First Dates

What has been your funniest first date? Care to share?? Everyone knows first dates are awkward as arse and in this episode we delve into some of the most cringeworthy out there. What is your wolf chat like? Does appearance …

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Feb. 26, 2024

Weirdest World Records

Have you ever broken or attempted to break a record? What is the weirdest world record you have heard of? In this episode, we scour the internet (mainly the Guinness World Record website) for the craziest records currently he...

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Feb. 19, 2024

Urban Legends

What scary stories were you told as a child? Did you believe them like Eli?? In this episode we explore urban legends and our love for the creepy and the freaky. We debate gross-out spider legends, haunted paintings and consp...

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Feb. 18, 2024

1* Restaurant Reviews

Ever left a bad review for a restaurant? Or been tempted? This week we share all manner of dining sins, from lost orders to an extra helping of unwanted creatures. In order to be crowned winner this episode, we scoured …

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Feb. 17, 2024

Biggest Icks / Worst Habits

What is your biggest ick? What is your partner's worst habit?? This week we discuss our own icks and habits competing to win the Worst Overall. From biting toenails to letting rip in bed, listen along and let us know …

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